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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Seasons Greetings

It's Winter. Officially it began this week with the Winter Soltice and Winterset.

Psychically, the holiday season itself seems to begin sometime between Halloween and Thanksgiving (holidays themselves, IIRC) with the appearance of Christmas decorations in shopping centers and drugstores.

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I'd like to take a moment to wish all of my colleagues and comrades, in uniform and out, military and diplomatic, American and allied, around the world and around the Beltway, a very Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah (as your own consciences guide you).

If Yule or Festivus (or even Kwanza) is your thing, likewise get on with it and have a great one.

(If none of those works for you, well, enjoy some officially-authorized time off anyway.)

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As I trawl (not troll) my way around the diplo- and mil-blogospheres, I notice from time to time CAA's presence on more than a few blog rolls and links lists. Like anyone, I appreciate the recognition and hope I will remain (or become?) worthy of it.

I've even noticed CAA's presence on the blog rolls of those who are not yet (but here's hoping!) FSOs. It is to those of you aspiring FSO candidates that I address the following:

First, don't give up. There's no penalty for multiple attempts at passing the various obstacles, er, examinations, which must be overcome in the hiring process. Just do some basic research about how the process works and be realistic about some of the factors, completely out of your control, which may have great influence on whether one is hired (or not) during any given year.

Second, as I alluded above, do your homework. The Department goes to admirable lengths to make lots of information about FS careers and about the hiring process itself on the various career webpages at www.state.gov. An educated applicant is our best candidate.

Third, be realistic about the career. It's not just a job, not just something to put on the resume to fill in the blank between graduate school and whatever you see as your next rung on the career ladder. While it's flattering to know that so many see having been an FSO as quite a feather in their professional cap, it's also a little bit insulting. Old school FSOs know that this is not just a job, it's a profession in which we take quite a bit of old-fashioned pride, it's a vocation to which we are called in service.

Having said that, it's not for everyone, and not necessarily forever. People change, people's goals change, and there's no shame in moving on to something else after a period of honorable service. If nothing else, you can always help to beef up the Foreign Service's eternally slender domestic constituency.

To go along with that, understand (as most of you do, I hope) that when they say "worldwide availability" they're not kidding. Only a slender few (and you know who you are) manage to get on the London-Paris-Rome-Brussels-Berlin-Vienna circuit as a career path. The great majority of us will labor on at hardship posts around the world, at risk to health (and life and limb), under-serving our children's education, and enjoy our occasional First World or Washington, D.C. assignments as a bit of a treat.

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People sometimes ask if I enjoy my work, if it's fun, if it's rewarding, &tc. Yes, but usually not all of those things at the same time.

The most enjoyable and fun things aren't actually the most professionally rewarding parts of the job. The travel opportunities have been unmatched, working for State has gotten me to faraway places to see things that you'd pretty much have to be a National Geographic photographer otherwise. I've met people and even made friends in other cultures, in other languages, that the average tourism traveler never could.

The flip side of that is, all that geographic access and personal contact have very practical applications when an American tourist or expatriat runs into difficulties abroad. When I worked (as hundreds of State Dept. staff and thousands of military personnel did) on the 2006 Lebanon evacuation, not that much of it was fun, although it was the most professional rewarding work I'd done up to that point.

Later on, as I performed American Citizen Services (ACS) work in the Third World, I visited Americans injured in traffic accidents in the hospital, assisted victims of sexual assault get immediate medical care, identified deceased Americans at local morgues, and made next-of-kin death notifications. None of those things are fun. Some of them can be downright traumatic, for all involved. But all of those things were, and are, professionally rewarding in a way that's hard to explain.

Consular officers performing those sorts of tasks are doing necessary, even crucial tasks, on behalf of victims' loved ones back in the U.S., things that have to be done and often done quickly. The family, spouses, or next-of-kin are thousands of miles away or otherwise unavailable, perhaps even victims themselves. So you step up for your countrymen and countrywomen on whose behalf you serve abroad.

That's what I mean by professionally rewarding.

In many cases, a consular officer can't make things better, things are bad and that can't be changed. But where a consular officer earns his (or her) pay on those occasions is by seizing the chance to keep things from getting any worse. And sometimes that's the best that can be done.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks for the great words, I have enjoyed reading your blog for some time now. I just reached my first post and am looking forward to the work. Not on a consular tour, so the work will be different, but important none the less.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who wishes a career in the Foreign Circus deserves it. It recruits people lacking spines and brains to insure that the officers never question their fuedal lords. You are one step away from dismissal. There is no real appeal as your supervisor can call you an incompetent, racist, toad and not have to prove a word of it. You must prove him to be wrong, but remember the system protects the guilty not the innocent. This is how it enforces complete submission. Expose theft, criminality, etc and you are dead meat because you rock the boat. An ambassador would never violate the laws of the US for personal profit. Right?

Assignments are on the basis of rabis, not the needs or talents required. Don't speak German, don't even bother asking for Germany. Don't speak Russia, an assignment to one of the coackroach stans is just the ticket you need. Find out your supervisor has served in Europe for the past 20 years and his hardship tour is Mexico City, tough it is how the system works.

Better yet the best do not make it past the senior grading process which is reserved for the prime examples of what the foreign circus considers to be "outstanding." I've seen these losers trying to get posts in law firms and lobbyists in DC once people can no longer tolerate their gaffs, mistakes, and omissions,

One other word, imagine living in housing that is subpar, dangerous and assigned by people who care little and do less. No wonder the divorce and alcoholism rate among FSO is through the roof. Worse yet is the number of kiddies who become warped little monsters because of the availibity of drugs and the mindset that they are part of an "elite."

Talk to an FSO. Most if they speak honestly will not recommend it as a career. If they are honest see if they mention these points. If they do not you know you are being had.

As for the tests, these are for losers. State has stated for years it wants to look more like the US as a whole. What do you think this means? Probably 25% of all candidates do not take the test to get in. They simply don't cut the mustard, but these same people will be ahead of you in the promotion and assignment ques.


Great organization. Do yourself a favor and join the IRS. At least its professional. Even the ATF isn't as politically incoherent as State.


One last point, State status as a bad joke is recognized throughout Washington. Ask any staffer if State is the first choice to be consulted on economic, military or political data that is considered realiable, timely or relevant.

Anonymous said...

I,too, have been reading your blog for awhile and appreciate your insight. I am a consular hopeful (currently on the Register) so I am learning alot for your experience. May you have a blessed holiday season!